Kolej Cempaka
Q : Hey, hello..
*senyum*
Anonymous Ah Lian : ......
(Lambai2 tangan & come with stupidnesssssss look) -_-''
Q : Ni de yi fu hen mei.
(Translate : Baju kitak kacak..)
*Act, its a stupid plain white T -shirt only*
Anonymous Ah Lian : Eh? Ni hui chiang hua yi hah??
Eh? Ni de lian bu siang hua ren ye...
(Translate : Eh? kitak pandey kaka cina ka?
Eh? muka kitak sik kedak owang cina pun..)
Q : shi a.. wo de ba ba shi hua ren.
(Translate : Ya..Papa Q owang Cina)
Kedai Runcit XXX
Lao Pan : Ya, Amoi.. Lu mau cari apa?
*sambil kira duit kat kaunter*
Q : Oh, lao pan.. Ni you mai xxxxxx ma?
(Translate : kitak ada jual xxxxxx sik?)
Lao pan : Eh? Ni hui chiang hua yi hah??
Eh? Ni de lian bu siang hua ren ye...
(Translate : Eh? kitak pandey kaka cina ka?
Eh? muka kitak sik kedak owang cina pun..)
Q : (monolog)Ah! Senget! Again....
Senget juak!
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